set it to generate 1 pokemon, all regions, all types
0. This Pokémon is you.
I love Hariyama!
1. This Pokémon is your best friend:
Omastar: STOP YELLING "PRAISE HELIX" AT ME! Dx
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
Skitty: I'm your boss at age 10! What have you done with your life!?
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
Slowbro: Uh...What are we doing again?
4. This Pokémon is looking for every possible way to murder you:
Machamp: YOU'RE DEAD YOU HEAR ME! DEAD!
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
Vanilluxe: You take good care of my little girl.
Girlfriend: MOM! Stop calling me little!
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
Froslass: UHG! My mom sometimes...
7. This Pokémon is your ex:
(She's a Quiet nature)
8. This Pokémon stalks your every waking moment:
Blissey: He's totally into me! (he just doesn't know it yet...)
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
Stunky: I get lonely...
10. This Pokémon ate all your cake:
Spinda: Uh...Where am i?
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in bed last night:
Well i do feel like i sway sometimes.
12. This Pokémon punched your mom:
And that's why we don't go to daycare anymore...
13. This Pokémon will do anything to steal your shoes:
Yanma: I CAN EXPLAIN!
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:
Yup. I did that.
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
Combusken: I will never leave your side.
16. This Pokémon reads you bedtime stories:
Walrein: And then the little Seedot made it to it's tree. The End.
Me: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:
He LITERALLY follows me everywhere!
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:
I guess i have ophidiophobia...
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
Maybe i shouldn't have bought a house from that scientist...
21. This Pokémon plays with you in an alternate universe:
Lilligant: Lets play dress up!
22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
Castform: I will brighten your day. BY MAKING IT SUNNY!
23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:
Smeargle: Lets see how you did.
Me: *Shows him a drawing i made*
Smeargle: You're...getting there...
24. This Pokémon is the first you will encounter:
Me: Caught, named, dropped in PC. NEXT!
25. This Pokémon will come take care of you when you can't:
Delibird: Don't worry, the next present will heal i promise!
Me: *bleeding from the presents* My face hurts...
26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:
Wartortle: REMEMBER ME FROM DAYCARE B$TCH!?
27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:
Malamar: I WILL HAVE ALL THE HATS! ALL OF THEM!
28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:
Shaymin: I am the gratitude pokemon. You should show your gratitude to me more!
Me: BY EMPTYING MY WALLET!?
Shaymin: Now you're getting it!
29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:
Roserade: NO! JUMP OVER THERE!
ME: OVERE WHERE!?
Roserade: THERE! I'M POINTING AT IT!
ME: YOU'RE HANDS ARE BLOCKING THE SCREEN!
30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:
You know who you are.